why isnt deoderant called b-o-derant??

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via gossipinq)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via radifyinq)

  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

"He killed me with unsaid words."

Six Word Story (#2)

(Source: writingraw, via gossipinq)

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

(via ruinedchildhood)

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